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Journal Entry: Sat Mar 29, 2008, 8:07 AM
  • Mood: High
  • Listening to: Noises. Just Noises. A Lot Of Noises.
  • Reading: A Poster: "Let's Play On My Mood Swings"
  • Watching: I'm definitely not looking at the screen...
  • Playing: "Who Can Rant More?"
  • Eating: My lip ring.
  • Drinking: Saliva.
What The Fuck?

WHY is it that every time I decide to write a bloody journal entry I can't think of anything? IS IT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT? Apparently. it is.

Now, I know most people don't read this shyte, and I know it's blatantly extremely tedious to read this, anyway.

BUT, I feel like writing something. Anything. So, I SHALL. HAH!

So, I was supposed to "hang out" with some "friends" today, and you know, I got all ready, wore my corset and made my hair all pretty, ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT IT WAS CANCELED.
Annoyance.

Oh, well. I'm going to go for a walk. I always do that. I just go for pointless walks at 8 a.m. or earlier. Or later. Or whenever. It's 16.30 now.

And I laugh at people. Yes, I do. I walk alone, talk to myself, LAUGH to myself, and laugh at people's faces. It's not that I'm laughing at THEM individually. But once, it just struck me: Humans are strange specimens. I couldn't help but to laugh at this. Everyone is so..strange.


Strange in a normal manner. Whereas I am strange in a strange, strange manner.
I like tea (as you may have noticed). Especially, Earl Grey. I love it. I'm addicted to it.

My Exquisite Tea:
-HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT boiling water
- Ahmad Earl Grey Tea. Or Tetly Earl Grey Tea. TEA LEAVES. Tea bags are OK, but I prefer leaves. MAKE IT STRONG.
- NO SUGAR
- NO LEMON
- NO MILK
- AND GOD FORBID, NO FLAVOURED TEA BAGS. FLAVOURED TEA IS HORRID AND VILE.
- Ice Tea SUCKS.

Yay.

So, I downloaded this layout thingie for my journal, but I'm too lazy to actually paste all the CSS thingies and arranging all the shyte that needs to be arranged. I'd rather much have a plain, dull, monotonous journal entry with a LOT of words instead.

My room has an odd odour to it. Weird.

Now, I know no one bothers to read this. Trust me, I know. But then again, I don't care. You have no idea (maybe you do) how FUN it is to just write and write and write and write and write and write and how incredibly ENJOYABLE it is to post it on some random website, or how ELATING it is to send it to a person who never replies your emails.

Try it; it's terribly fun.

Ok.. So, I added the "one column" THING. I was bored. And I guess it looks nice. Sort Of. I mean, the layout is nice, but I'm not. I ruin it. HAHA.

I make no sense.

I'm hungry. However, every time I eat, I feel bloated, as though I have eaten a feast, but I haven't. And it's weird. And then I regret eating. But I want to eat. But I don't want my stomach to go all weird on me. What a dilemma.


OK. I'm scared now. I'm hearing some strange noises coming from my neighbour above me, or the one next to me; I'm not sure. It sounds like a muffled trumpet, or a duck that's constipated, or something. Scary.


I could keep writing. Oh, I could write pages and pages. I could even write a book longer than... I don't know.. The Lord Of The Rings series all put together. HAHA. But no one would read it. I probably wouldn't bother reading it myself.

I know! I could kidnap some "innocent" prey and FORCE them to read it! HAHAHAHAH. "READ IT OR I GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT". But...If I gouge their eyes out, how will they read? GAH. FINE. "READ IT OR I CHOP YOUR FINGERS OFF. ONE BY ONE!" ...But..How will they hold the book if they have no fingers?

AHH.

I don't care.



I possess the ability to feature an artist, but no ones reading this, and I doubt anyone would want to be referred by me. Ha. Unless, they were more unhinged than I am. Which is impossible.


Fare Thee Well, My Beloved(s)

Cynthia Schminthia


Devious Information

  • Current Age: 16
  • Current Residence: Cracow, Poland
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL
  • Interests: Stalking.
  • Favourite movie: The Stalker Movie (Yes, it does exist [in my mind, at least]).
  • Favourite band or musician: Amanda Palmer and Emilie Autumn
  • Favourite genre of music: Dunno. Guess. It's pretty obvious, anyway.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Hemingway, Paulo Coelho, Anne Rice, Shakespeare, Emilie Autumn - And, there is no more space =(.
  • Favourite photographer: I cannot name a single photographer (I don't know of any).
  • Favourite style of art: I have no idea. Abstract?
  • Operating System: Poop
  • MP3 player of choice: PINK IPOOOOOD nano
  • Skin of choice: Dead and decayed skin. Yay (Yes, I know they didn't mean skin tone).
  • Favourite game: Oblivion
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC, Wii, PS2.. Need I go on?
  • Favourite cartoon character: Courage The Cowardly Dog <3
  • Personal Quote: Insanity is placid normality. Life is an abattoir.
  • Tools of the Trade: Felt tip pen and my little, black book(s).

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~Xtralife:iconXtralife: Sep 11, 2008, 5:31:37 PM
Pretty good, pretty good. There's been stuff back and forth about this and that, but nothing that I've done on DA can't illustrate or narrate.

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~AbattoirxAbdication:iconAbattoirxAbdication: Sep 11, 2008, 10:13:13 AM
lmao.. Sorry for being away for such a long time. O_O I've been so busy with school work, I think I'm going insane! How are you?

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~Xtralife:iconXtralife: Sep 7, 2008, 8:49:13 PM
Oy! When you get back on, you got tagged. Check my journal entry for more information. It's the entry called "Tagged like a brick wall in LA!"

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Your anger is your weakness, and my friends are mine.
~zhaleh:iconzhaleh: May 19, 2008, 3:12:00 AM Mood: Joy
I did read your journal.
You are pure. I like pure people.
Thanks for adding me as a friend, though I can be your mom.
~horny-bird-woman:iconhorny-bird-woman: May 3, 2008, 7:51:00 PM Mood: Joy
ERRRR ASASDGFHJHKHJLJK THANKS FOR THE COMMENTS!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :hug: :hug:

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[link] <---- Merriadoc has cute art. :heart:
~RachelSuzanne:iconRachelSuzanne: Apr 20, 2008, 12:24:50 PM
Thank you for the fav, im very new to this so it means alot x
can i ask how you found it?
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~loudwisdom:iconloudwisdom: Apr 20, 2008, 12:12:26 PM
thanks for the fave

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~Once-and-Future-King:iconOnce-and-Future-King: Apr 20, 2008, 11:40:32 AM
Thanks for the fav :)

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~horny-bird-woman:iconhorny-bird-woman: Apr 19, 2008, 1:46:19 PM
:hug:

:XD: :lmao: :rofl: :XD:

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[link] <---- Merriadoc has cute art. :heart:
~James-Lee:iconJames-Lee: Apr 15, 2008, 6:20:18 PM
:wave: Thanks for the :+fav:

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~horny-bird-woman:iconhorny-bird-woman: Apr 12, 2008, 10:54:58 AM
:glomp: :glomp:

YES! It is time for HUGGING. Why? The world may never know...*twilight zone music*

:ahoy: Ahoy! HOW ARR YA LASSEH? :ahoy:

Thanks fer theh WAtch! :ahoy:

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~Once-and-Future-King:iconOnce-and-Future-King: Apr 9, 2008, 4:34:07 PM
Thank you for the watch. I hope you enjoy reading all my stuff :)

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Inside of each person is the ability to do good. What makes us different is whether or not we choose to accept it. Who are you? Are you good, or do you knowingly choose to be bad?
~KuraiKyoku:iconKuraiKyoku: Apr 7, 2008, 12:28:48 PM
Thanks for the fav :)

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Oto akcja promocyjna
Potwornego zakłamania.
~loudwisdom:iconloudwisdom: Apr 6, 2008, 6:27:51 AM
thanks for the fave ^-^

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Everyone feels a certain way for a reason, when you read a persons poem your glimpsing at their very soul.
~farious:iconfarious: Apr 4, 2008, 3:36:45 PM
Thank you for adding me!
Your chess poem is made of epic win.

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~loudwisdom:iconloudwisdom: Apr 4, 2008, 12:50:07 PM
thanks for the watch ^-^

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Everyone feels a certain way for a reason, when you read a persons poem your glimpsing at their very soul.
~AbattoirxAbdication:iconAbattoirxAbdication: Apr 2, 2008, 12:49:07 PM
HAHA!! I WANT AN INTOXICATED TURTLE FETUS!!!

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~Intoxicated-T-F:iconIntoxicated-T-F: Apr 2, 2008, 12:37:38 PM
Yeah. It's an intoxicated turtle fetus. It's drinking liquor.
~AtomicTokyo:iconAtomicTokyo: Apr 1, 2008, 2:12:08 PM
Aw, well that's sweet. c: It might be that he just doesn't want to talk about /that/. He might be shy or doesn't want to confront it...?
~ForeverProject86:iconForeverProject86: Mar 31, 2008, 11:17:41 AM
Haha, why thank you =)

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Your heroes are dead and we can't open their eyes.
~Poetria:iconPoetria: Mar 31, 2008, 9:28:55 AM
thanks for the favourite :D

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me duce per omnum relmum
~AbattoirxAbdication:iconAbattoirxAbdication: Mar 31, 2008, 6:47:07 AM
Thank you =)

You have interesting work as well.

=D

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DevianTART
~AbattoirxAbdication:iconAbattoirxAbdication: Mar 30, 2008, 9:33:26 PM
Well, yeah. As long as it doesn't concern my feelings for him. But we still talk about a lot of personal stuff. So, it's nice =)

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DevianTART
~AtomicTokyo:iconAtomicTokyo: Mar 30, 2008, 8:55:28 PM
Aw well at least he listens, yeah? Does he usually have anything worthwhile to say?
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